worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

baconllamatimelord:

Thought you might be needing this for the morning.

baconllamatimelord:

Thought you might be needing this for the morning.

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:

fandomsandconservativelogic:

eah:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

That’s called depression. Andy just listed out symptoms of depression.

Those are the symptoms of depression practically word for word out of the DSM