what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

faded-and-dreaming:

The worst thing a parent can do is continue yelling at you when you’re in tears, begging them to stop

notchicken:

THAT STUPID FUCKING SONG BY THAT BAND 3 MINUTES OF SPRING OR SOME SHIT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND ALL I FUCKING HEAR IS “IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR” IF I DONT GET AT LEAST 8 HOURS OF SLEEP I AM NOT GONNA LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE

discountstripper:

this is why i don’t do class presentations 

discountstripper:

this is why i don’t do class presentations 

parvxo:

i honestly enjoy my own company so much, its refreshing not to participate in meaningless conversations & force relationships that have no longevity

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

foodtrucker:

if tumblr hasn’t made you question your sexuality at least once you probably haven’t been on long enough

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid